I gathered this from Obama's speech last night on the stimulus bill:
OBAMANOMICS=MESSIAHNOMICS
His speech in fact was a lesson in Messiahnomics 101 addressed to the angelic choir, the first sermon in a series of divine revelations on economic salvation and social justice equality. For what Jesus is to salvation history Obama is to economic history. Just as Jesus is needed to save our souls from eternal damnation and hopelessness so is Obama the answer to saving our nation from eternal recession and joblessness. Without the blessing of Messiahnomics and massive government intervention the recession will endlessly worsen, like the climate perpetually warming, defying the laws of economic gravity: the cycles of boom, bust and recovery.
Obama's meaning last night was abundantly clear: the economic messiah at last is here to redeem us from the deadly sins of greed, self-interest and profit seeking, the sins that wrecked our great economy and keeps billions in abject poverty, the fallen of the world who messiah will raise with the magical wave of big government's hand.
The messiah has arrived with a new divine trinity, with Harry the holy and Pelosi the paraclete from the city of St. Francis of Assisi; the holy three are here to abolish poverty, inequality and financial skulldugery with a divinely given five year plan of massive Robin Hood handouts and punishing the rich; a plan to rain down gold, security and clean energy on all inside and outside America, all around the globe (true globalization), from the South to North Pole, saving polar bears, ice caps, penguins and all. Redemption can't be national if it's not universal. The part can't be saved without redeeming the whole. My rise from poverty is criminal if someone else is suffering. A global war on suffering is the new messiah's call. NO BUMS LEFT BEHIND is his great cosmic goal. Until all sentient beings are collectively saved, with sea, air and trees, America will stay wicked and morally depraved an object of hatred, scorn and jihad. This is the man and his transformative mission. To this sublime end the savior Obama was born.
There is no salvation outside of Obama, only sorrow, wailing and gnashing of teeth. As Obama is the answer to economic sin, absolving the evils of free markets, pollution and individualism, we reject him at our peril, damning ourselves to the hell of global warming without end and the punishment of total everlasting unemployment in this world and the next. Hail Mary and Amen.
AFTERWORD
Some of you have written me warning that my calling Obama, Reid and Pelosi the "new divine trinity" may be offensive to God. If so then let me make my peace with Him by renaming this troika of stupidity by its proper trinitarian name: THE THREE BLIND MICE.