Posted by
ApolloSpeaks on Saturday, February 14, 2009 9:26:10 AM
The 60s born Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, had his monstrous porkulus spending bill passed last night by 60 U.S. Senators on the 44th day of the year-which incidentally fell on Friday the 13th a profoundly unlucky day according to folklore and popular superstition.
Conspicuously absent from the vote was an ailing Senator Kennedy whose endorsement of Obama during the campaign won him his party's nomination, and whose brain seizure at his coronation was one of many prophetic signs of a failed and tragic presidency to come.
Kennedy's absence during the vote was itself an ominous sign as he was born in 1932 at the height of the Great Depression in the year of FDR's defeat of Herbert Hoover. It was this epoch making year when America had the misfortune and good luck to elect FDR President, as his flawed New Deal prolonged the Great Depression and his courageous wartime leadership led us to victory in World War II.
But today we have a President who has practically nothing of FDR in him, and is his equal in one thing alone: his economic illiteracy. Or could it be that Obama excells FDR in this category and is a radical socialist loon willing to venture where FDR dared not go?
Nevertheless, this spending bill-1000 frightening pages setting horrific new levels of Federal spending-is so abominable that it should go down in history as the Friday the 13th Horror Bill or Jasonomics named after the maniac slasher in the horror film series. To commemorate its passage we need a picture of Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Suasn Collusion, Benedict Arlen and the rest of the Jasonomics lawmakers gathered around a huge carved up pig in fiendish celebration wearing hockey masks and brandishing large bloodstained carving knives in victory
Postscript:
By coincidence the Friday the 13th Horror Bill was signed into law by Obama at 1300 hours (1:23 PM) Denver time at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. If you translate the letters of this six word name into their numerical equivalents using the standard English numerological system: A-I=1-9; J-R=1-9; S-Z=1-8 it will have a total numeric value of 130, or 13 with the zero dropped.