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COPENHAGAN, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE DEATH OF GLOBAL UNITY (SATIRE)



Woman! stop complaining and learn how to swim! Don't blame me for Obama's failure at Copenhagen.

As of yesterday December 18, in the bone chilling weather of snow-clad Copenhagen, man made global warming as a princple of global unity is dead. The failure of Obama to seal the deal on a planetary regime: of uniting humanity under the benevolent rule of the UN-to save mother earth from becoming one vast sea by stopping its pollution by the plant food we breath*; as of yesterday I say that this vision is dead, sealed in a coffin with the fate of the earth.
 
*CO2.
 
Barack Obama first citizen and president of the world; the revolutionary messiah of cosmic healing; the anointed one appearing at this critical time in history has failed in his mission to alarm the nations on the existential threat of human exhalations. He has failed dear Lord! He has failed!

The first president born in the 1960s bringing to power the beatniks and hippes has failed. The be-ins and love-ins, pot, LSD; the anti-war protests and rage in the streets, what was it for? Obama was the man we were waiting for; the defining moment when the Aquarian Age was to dawn and a new world order born. When lost Atlantis would rise from the sea and all would be free in New Age ecstasy. We've been waiting and praying for 40 years and now that moment is gone.

He has failed! He has failed! The messiah has failed! Dashing to smitherines our hopes and dreams of global transformation; of being one planet, one earth, one people living endlessly in peace; fighting in unity the terrible foe, the menace of capitalism and climate change, twin enemies of all.

The cause is lost; capitalism has won; pollution is the future; the world will grow hotter until the poles vaporize and the seas boil like lava. Obama has failed, dooming the earth, dooming ourselves, dooming all creatures great and small to extinction. What was it for?
 

The catastrophe at Copenhagen has settled the controversy over the value of Kevin Costner's $200 million flop. Later renamed The Field of Wet Dreams, Waterworld is a prophetic film ahead of its time and is a must see for everyone to prepare them for the coming disaster..
 
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