Posted by
ApolloSpeaks on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 10:04:07 AM
Pope Albertus the First, first billionaire profit of climate change doom.
What is the reason for the Copenhagen fiasco and Obama's epic failure as humanity's Lord and Savior to rescue planet earth from carbon dioxide damnation? The answer is simple: in the years leading up to COP15 the International Left miserably failed in its mission of alarmism; it failed to create a strong enough climate of dread and doom over "catastrophic climate change" to radically alter humanity's course from the anarchy of clashing nations fighting for power and wealth into unity of purpose and aim striving in concert for carbon reduction and global health*.
*The world is sick with an overload of lethal greenhouse gases.
Pope Albertus the First of the Universal Church of Doomsday Climatology couldn't frighten enough hearts and minds with his films, books and lecture tours to make a huge difference. He failed to effectively communicate his horror and fear over the heating of the earth and educate the nations in the need for collective global action: world government control to rule and regulate everything we do for our own existential good. The millions who joined his church (and made him billions) were far too few, too weak, too wimpy; their propaganda and control of the media wasn't enough to turn the tide of public opinion to frighten billions into joining the Green Revolution and prepare the way for Lord Obama to save the earth.
In Biblical terms, in terms of climate-salvation-history and eschatological deliverance, Obama is a secular Jesus of Nazareth with no real John the Baptist forging the way for his work. Gore's Doomsday Church despite its power, prestige and wealth, its legion of disciples in the press, Hollywood, blagosphere and media-trying to shame and scare the world into ecological repentence-failed in its preparatory work and couldn't make straight the way for the Lord.
I guess Albertus and his carbon killing crew will just have to wait until there's enough blood curdling fear in climate science data to awaken the world and bring it to its senses; to make us realize before it's too late that we who fart and burp from over eating pork and beans, smoke cigarettes and stoggies and use high polluting fuel burning machines are the enemy we must fight; not nation against nation for power and wealth, but man against himself in his daily life. Man is the evil one, the destroyer of worlds, the real genocidal Nazis of the earth.
Indeed, if we ignore the signs of coming doom, and continue to scorn as a liar and fraud Albert the First like the prophets of old, then we deserve to die in a chocking greenhouse holocaust-turning the world into one vast Auschwitz with carbon emissions gassing us to death if the rising oceans don't drown us first. That's the awesome challenge for Albertus and his Church in the harrowing time ahead as the doomsday clock runs out if not for planet earth then for the apocalyptic Left collapsing into death from a loss of credibility, for losing its head in salvational fantasies.