23 days before Obama announced his bold new futuristic plan to land a man on an asteroid by 2025 he mocked the critics of ObamaCare by saying that a doomsday asteroid didn't hit earth after it was signed into law. But instead of a deadly asteroid from outer space we got this catastrophe from deep inside the earth below ancient glaciers:
THE ASHLANDIC CATASTROPHE
What has gone unnoticed is that the initial violent eruption of this super-volcano is thought to have occurred around 11:30 PM March 20th, less than 24 hours before a volcanically reckless, self-destructive Dems passed ObamaCare in Congress over the will of the American people. Does this foreshadow a volcanic defeat in the midterm elections?
Postscript I: The Volcano, Obama and Kaczynski's Funeral
It gladdened my heart when I heard that the fallout from the volcano caused Obama to cancel his expected trip to Lech Kaczynski's funeral today. I was gladdened because Obama wasn't worthy enough to be at this ceremony; not worthy enough to honor this fallen anti-Communist hero and enemy of Vladimir Putin. The man who is trying to reverse the Reagan Revolution, who believes in peace through appeasement and groveling to world leaders, and who betrayed the Polish people by ditching the missile defense shield, would have disgraced Kaczynski's memory and legacy if he had attended his funeral today. Today Barack Hussein Obama won't be desecrating Polish soil-like he desecrates American soil-and that is something to be glad about.
Postscript II: Reagan and Gorbachev at Reykjavik
The straw that broke the camel's back of the Soviet Union was Reagan's meeting with Gorbachev at Reykjavik, Iceland when the Gipper got up and walked out on the Communist leader. According to Gorbachev Reagan's rude act made him realize "that a new world was possible." And that spelled an end to a world with the Soviet Union in it.
That soot and ash from an Icelandic volcano caused Barack "the anti-Reagan" Obama to cancel attending the funeral services of a great leader of the Polish Solidarity Movement, that led Eastern Europe out of bondage to Soviet rule, is truly amazing.
Postscript III: The Disastrous Age of Barack Obama
In just sixteen short weeks we experienced record breaking arctic snowfalls and blizzards; devastating earthquakes killing thousands; and now a volcano blowing its top that may trigger others to ignite nearby-this happened in 1821. As I wrote some months back: All catastrophes are possible in the Disastrous Age of Barack Obama. These natural catastrophies are prelude to world upheavals caused in part by Obama's reckless leadership and foolish policies foreign and domestic.
Postscript IV: Appeasing Eyjafjallajokull and Immortalizing Obama
If Obama wants to serve humanity perhaps he should consider making a human sacrifice of his wretched presidency. Perhaps if he throws himself into the volcano it would appease the infernal gods and put a end to the fire and brimstone.
In honor of Obama's self-sacrifice we will immortalize him. We will inscribe his name in the heavens for all time and eternity to remember by renaming the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars THE OBAMANOID BELT-with the largest Obamanoid named after his wife and the next two named after his kids with the rest of his family to follow.